sábado, diciembre 15, 2007

Guía para visitar el DF y no morir en el intento 2da parte

Ahora sí, la tan esperada 2da y última parte de ésta guía para visitar el DF.

Por si traes carro:

  • Procura traer siempre traer licencia actualizada, luego si te toca algún retencillo pedorro te la pedirán, si no la traes el poli en acción automáticamente hará ojos al estilo ya me lo abroche, si quieres evitar que te bajen 1300 varos o la mordida autómatica de 450 varos jeje ps no se te olvidé cargar tu licencia, agregando algo al respecto, si traes camioneta cuidate del paso por el Estado de México esos weyes son los más corruptos de la vida.
  • Después de sortear lo anterior, compra una guía roji.... te puede salvar la vida o minimo sacarte de un pedo por si diste una vuelta equivocada.
  • Cuando estés por las avenidas no te desesperes, hay horas en las que es casi imposible circular, por ahí de las 6pm se pone pesado.
  • Si te agarra el hambre y lo único que ves son taquerias no te detengas en el que no tiene gente, mas vale tardar un poco más e ir porel que tiene gente, la técnica ganadora es ir al que tiene gente, me cae.
  • Si vas a salir a algún lugar fuera de la ciudad lo recomendable es salir temprano y no atascarse en el tráfico.
  • Si no te quieres complicar y vienen varias personas lo recomendable es rentar algún transporte.
  • Por si te agarra el maldito tráfico no se te olvide la música.
  • Siempre traer el seguro del carro al día, te puede evitar muchos dolores de cabeza, que no pase la ley de murphy, te pegan o pegas siempre 2 días después de que se venció el seguro.
  • No debes de ser tan considero mientras manejas, aquí son bien pinches aperrados así que llegarás a comprender por que manejan así, es algo así como la ley del más fuerte.
  • Evita microbusear, es decir ir atras de un micro, es verdaderamente molesto.
Y ps ya, creo que son los tips que debes seguir para que no te vayan abrochar en dado caso que decidas venir o rentes un carro, aunque eso casi no pasa jaja, así que pues no hay purrun.

Ahí la ven, buen fin (o al menos lo resta de la semana)
Saludos!!!

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